Cocktail Time, New Years Resolutions For 2012:

New Years Resolutions For 2012:

  • Find out what a ‘Skrillex’ is.
  • Hunt a ’Skrillex’.
  • Give to charity more. (Buy Sheree’s new single.)
  • Listen to more than 2/3rds of an Adele song without getting nausea. 
  • Eloquently articulate my disputation against Katy Perry. Nail it to her door à la Martin Luther.
  • End my long running feuds with Trina, Joan Didion and ThoughtCatalog.
  • Become BFFs with Tara Reid. Eat pills we find on floors of bus stops together.
  • Find out the difference between Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds and Bradly Cooper. Memorize.
  • Learn to trust thin-lipped people. (I can’t do it. It’s like their mouth is hiding something.)
  • Develop feelings like a normal human being/Commission Temple Grandin to make a hug machine.
  • Finish writing that musical about Michaele Salahi.
  • #Pray for Michaele Salahi.
  • Begin queuing for Titanic 3D.

2011 (#)
27/Dec
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